Five Fresh Gold Chains

GhettoChristmas

Hey y’all! Welcome to another Music Monday!

Around this time each year I am reminded of probably the funniest Christmas song ever written/performed. I want to share with you today the lyrics to the song, “What you want for Christmas” (also known as the 12 Ghetto Days of Christmas) from the All Star Christmas album. I’m attaching the song (click the link at the top “GhettoChristmas”) for your listening pleasure. Please know that this is all in fun … laugh out loud and enjoy!

(Quad City DJz feat. 69 Boyz & K- Nock)

Hey player! What you gonna get her for Christmas? Girl what you gonna get that boy? [repeat]
I want a lil bit of this and I want a lil bit of that
I want a whole lot of this and I want a whole lot of that!

[QUAD CITY DJz (THE BOY):]
Look here Santa Claus here’s da deal
On Christmas you gotta keep it real
I’m a go to da club on Christmas eve
And when I come home I wanna see
This underneath my Christmas tree
With da big booty girl you left for me
Stockins on da fire place
Put in dat egg nog Alizé
And if it ain’t to much to ask
Can you leave me a lil extra cash?
Cause I ain’t gone lie
All these Christmas lights got my light bill high
I ain’t got no chocolate chips
To go along with no glass of milk
But I got some chips and dip baby!
Kool-aid to sip baby!
I’m a leave da club at a quota till 4
And all I wanna see when I hit da door
These twelve things on my Christmas list
And it goes a lil sumthin like dis

I want 12 disc changers
11 filly blunts
10 carot gold
9 sega tapes
8 gold teeth
7 pairs of jeans
6 pints of beer
5 fresh gold chainnnnnnns
4 thirty smokers
3 pack of draws
2 girlfriends
With a Cadillac to put it all in!

Hey player! What you gonna get her for Christmas? Girl what you gonna get that boy? [x1]
I want a lil bit of this and I want a lil bit of that
I want a whole lot of this and I want a whole lot of that! [x1]

[K-NOT (THE GIRL):]
Christmas day the birth of Christ no doubt
That’s what it’s all about
Lemonhead stop the beat for a sec…
Show some respect
Santa Claus what’s up with you?
Tell K-Nock what you gone do
Cause I want everything I say
When I wake up on Christmas day
Help me out if you can
Cause I need a real good man
Cute with a whole lot of cash flow
Standing underneath my mistletoe
And it ain’t no ifs ands or no buts
Gone and fill my stocking up
With a lot of shoes a lot of clothes
A lot of cash a lot of gold
K to the not want a lot of stuff
So if you think you got enough
Get ready cause my Christmas list
Goes a lil something like this

I want 12 hundred dollars
11 pairs of shoes
10 fingernails
9 packs of weave
8 male strippers
7 bus passes
6 diamond rings
5 months free rennnnnt
4 bangles
3 pocketbooks
2 earrings
And a man with a lot of money!

COME ON! AHHH BABY BABY! COME ON! AHHH BABY BABY! COME ON NOW!

Hey player! What you gonna get her for Christmas? Girl what you gonna get that boy? [repeat until fade]

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2 thoughts on “Five Fresh Gold Chains

  1. My favorite part of the song is how they have to take a moment and represent for Christ’s birth. In-between the wishing for the strippers and blunts … priorities, right!?! 😉

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