OMG. I’m dying of laughter.

I know, I know, I also suck at posting on a regular basis… but I HAVE to share this with y’all.

My sister posted on Facebook that she’s now following a dude on Twitter that reposts tweets from 50cent in the Queen’s English. So, of course I had to check it out. I suggest you do the same. You won’t be disappointed.

WARNING… this site (and my post below) contains foul language.

Here are some of my favs:

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50cent: Soulja and fab kicked it they cool now aint no more beef you cock suckers have a nice day lol

English50cent: Soulja and Fab have reconciled their differences, but have run out of meat. Warm regards to my homosexual followers. *laughs*

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50cent: Mother fuckers always think its a joke till a nigga dead and they crying like that was my homie

English50cent: It’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye. After that comes remorse.

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50cent: For the last time I’m telling you niaggs leave my nigga alone. hollow tips a make you spit more then a hot 16

English50cent: I’m serious. I will have you murdered.

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50cent: Shout out to JoellOrtiz I see u nigga. Steady grindin

English50cent: Hello JoellOrtiz. My eyes are in perfect working order. And something about pepper.

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50cent: Depression is a luxury I can’t afford so I see haters and just keep on working its cool I’m not here by accident shit

English50cent: I disavow mental illness. And the anthropic principle. Negative people spur me on. Faeces.

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50cent: So I saw jayZ backstage at the show so I say What’s up nigga we gone kill each other or what he like And fuck up the money I aint witIt lol

English50cent: I confronted Jay-Z about our recent acrimony. He backed down. (And something about whittling.)

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